![]() ![]() SpongeBob: One for you! Sandy: Hmmm? SpongeBob: And one for me! Sandy: Ohh, uhh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Hmm? Sandy: Maybe just one more. SpongeBob: How many slices of barnacle loaf do you want? Sandy: One. SpongeBob: What did you say? Sandy: Uhh, mustard. Sandy: Karate? SpongeBob: Right now? I mean, no! What is this karate? Uhh, what do you want on your sandwich? Sandy: Karate. Fisherman: Hi-yah! Hi-yah! SpongeBob: For a second that sounded like. Sandy: Ha! I don't even know what that is. Duuuuh! I'm stuuuupiiid! I like karaaateee! Doyeee! Sandy: You like what? SpongeBob: Not karate. SpongeBob: I feel dumb just thinking about it. Sandy: Wanna go to the park? SpongeBob: Karate sure is dumb. SpongeBob: I know! We can act like plants. We can squeeze things! Woo! How much fun was that? Sandy: Almost some. Nothing is fun about that at all! Sandy: We can find something to do that's almost nine times as fun. I mean, what's so fun about this? SpongeBob: Nothing. Alright, me boy, I'll give you a second chance. He tried to tell me but I wouldn't listen. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're fired! Sandy: Huh? SpongeBob: Fired? Mr. Krabs: What did I just get through telling ye, lad? SpongeBob: But I uhh, she. Krabs: What the? SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Ahh, Mr. Sandy: I'm not falling for it, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: No, really! Please, stop! Mr. SpongeBob: Fired? No more karate? How am I gonna tell Sandy? Sandy: Hi-yah! SpongeBob: Sandy, wait! I can't. Krabs: Shh! No more of this karate stuff, lad. I mean, poobah! Squidward: Go! SpongeBob: Hah! Sandy! Mr. Squidward: SpongeBob, did you get those bathrooms mopped yet? SpongeBob: Yes, ma'am. Krabs: Kara-tay? You should be making me money-ay! With your spatu-lae! Now get back to work. Krabs: Are you on some new allergy medication, boy? SpongeBob: No, sir. Krabs: What was that? SpongeBob: But sir, she snuck up on me. SpongeBob: Hi-yah! Fred: My leg! SpongeBob: Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya? Well, you can't! Cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this! Ssss! Took care of her, yes I did. Huh? So, you got the hairpiece after all. I was going through some records back in me office and. We're very busy today! SpongeBob: Order up. Now fill these orders or leave, SpongeBob. Gotcha! Squidward: SpongeBob! SpongeBob: What? Squidward: I'm going to pretend that didn't happen. ![]() To go! Squidward: Three patties, four large oyster skins, on the double, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Oh yeah. Sandy: Hi-yah! SpongeBob: Curses! Ĭustomer: With extra cheese. Sandy: I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob. Hot Sauce Drop: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really HOT! SpongeBob: Sandy! Wait! Victory is yours. This is! Now, prepare for a long, merciless whooping! Mmmm, my favorite. pile of cans? Mmm, mmm, Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet. Oh, yeah! That's a good one, isn't it? What a beautiful day. SpongeBob: Well, it goes like this! Oh wait, I forgot the punch line. SpongeBob: Hey Sandy, have you ever heard the one about the squirrel and the tin cans? Sandy: I don't think so. Sandy: Hello? Nice try, SpongeBrain! Yah! Heh, silly me. SpongeBob: Double overhand squirrel knot! Sandy: I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: That'll be the day. Safety first! And now, spin technique! Sandy: Hi-yah! Yah. ![]() Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say Who eats this stuff?" SpongeBob: I love this show! Sandy: Me too! SpongeBob: Hi-yah! Sandy: Hi-yah! I got you now! Hi-yah! Well, I guess the coast is clear. I know you're back there, Sandy! And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge.Bob. SpongeBob: Hi-yah! Oh, sorry, pineapple house. ![]()
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